Crusadermon's Baby

[Magnamon]

ever thought I would ever have to use a title like that but eh
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Chapter 1...
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It was not unusual for meetings to be called amongst the Knights, for they lived together. Most were about buying new items and such, but they were always called by the "House Heads" Imperialdramon Paladin Mode, Omegamon, and Alphamon. Now, the other Knights COULD call meetings, but it was not common. Today, Crusadermon called the meeting. The Knights walked in at different intervals, most walking in with their roomate if they chose to do something like that. Roomates were common due to the relative smallness of the Royal Knights' Castle. Now, it was built to allow for expansion, for they hoped to gain more members and facilities. Yet, Paladin was not exactly the richest Digimon in the world. It was alright by the Knights though. They actually enjoyed one another's company for the most part; they had been living together for seven months now.

"Well, uh, thanks for coming.", greeted Crusadermon.

"Someone's a bit nervous.", responded Magnamon, the youngest out of all of them.

"Well, uh, I have something to tell you... I'm-"

"Dying? A vengeful ghost? Infected with a zombie virus and wanted to turn us into your slaves? Zombie slaves I might add. Or do you just want to tell us something that could possibly change the living conditions of this fine home?"

"Magna...", began Dynasmon.

"Yes, my dear draconic DreadNOT?"

"Shut up."

"I know; you've been a real chatterbox as of late."

"Why you-"

"So, Crusadermon, what did you want to tell us?", asked the ever-so-fatherly Paladin.

"Uh, I'm pregnant...", she responded. The collective mental jaws of the thirteen dropped.

"How?!", asked Dukemon.

"W-when?!", asked Omegamon.

"With Who?!", asked a blushing Dynasmon.

"I didn't even know you were a girl.", said Magna with a shrug.

"I didn't know we Digimon could actually breed.", said Sleipmon with a similar shrug. Alphamon turned to Magna and Sleip and said, "How could you not know those things?"

"Yeah, because I look to see if my teamates are female. Honestly, I don't really care."

"Interesting... I must compile more data on this."

"Heh, data in this situation sounds hilarious.", said Ulforce.

"It does doesn't it?", deadpanned Examon.

"No, it sounds rather...odd.", replied Craniamon, who was still not accustomed to the trio of Magna, Exa, and Ulforce's seemingly hive mind of humor.

"Hey, Paladin, I move that we teach Skullhead how to laugh.", said Magna.

"I don't think that is really necessary at this time Magna, considering one of our number is with child.", he replied.

"So, who's the lucky guy?", asked Duftmon.

"Uh, I'd rather not say."

"Exa and I will just do a simple DNA test then.", replied the now-scientific Magna.

"Oh, great, how can we fix THAT?", asked Dukemon.

"Uh, no idea.", replied Paladin.

"Neither do I at the moment.", said Magna.

"Anyway, who's the father?", asked Exa.

"Yes, I would like to know", said Duftmon.

"Same here.", said Ulfore.

"Yeah, tell u-", began Dynas.

"OMEGAMON!", said the annoyed Crusadermon. That silenced the chatter easily.

"Knew it.", said Magna.

"How?", asked Omegamon.

"Saw about twenty percent of it."

"What?! WHEN?!"

"Well..."

[Goggles]

Frickin' beautiful. Had barrels of laughs out of this one. Could use a little more detail, such as after the reveal, if only to stall and give the reader the collective in-story mood of frozen time. Consider one of them chewing gum and it drops unnoticed during the silence along with some other things one would usually not notice in a roomful of friends. But all-in-all very enjoyable.

That said, I checked FF.net and there have been no fics made along this plot. There's something like 8 starring Crusadermon, of which none (at least none of the ones in English) works along this line. Looks like you're a trailblazer, Magna. Cheers!

[Lord Patamon]

ROFL!! Way to go Omnimon, welcome to parenthood city XD

[Magnamon]

...with the mentally insane Magnamon XD

[Magnamon]

Chapter 2
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Magna had just revealed that he had known about this all along, like he was in on a giant sick joke. Well, Craniamon HOPED it was not a joke; but Magna was known to get people in on these little pranks when he was not changing personalities for no reason. Although, Crusadermon was not the type to lie. The Dreadnought Knight kicked the ground, hoping that Magna was not lying about this.

"...a couple of months ago, I had gotten back from a mission rather early; because we do that when we're not having meetings. As most, if not all, of you know, I go to the training room to cool off after a mission. Well, our caped comrade and our pink-armored companion were the guards that day.", started the golden Knight.

"Uh, story right so far Crusadermon?", asked Alphamon.

"Y-yes...", answered Crusadermon.

"So, that 'girl' thing was a joke right, Magna", asked Ulforce.

"No, I was speaking of you.", was the reply.

"Oh, shut up."

"Back to the story please, I need to go on a mission.", said Dukemon.

"Yes, because your my captive audience. Anywho, I guess Omegamon and Crusadermon decided to relieve the boredom by chasing each other in the training room's obstacle course. Yeah, because THAT always ends well."

"B-be quiet, Magna. Finish the story.", said the blushing Dynasmon.

"Jeez, it's called a joke, angry head. Calm down. So before I was ever so rudely interrupted, Omegamon caught Crusadermon. Well, he didn't exactly CATCH her the way tag is supposed to be caught. He sorta just grabbed her by the waste."

"...That true, Omegamon?", asked Sleipmon. Omegamon embarrasedly nodded.

"Yeah, anywho, Crusadermon took off the Grey Sword arm and I ran to my quarters."

"Suuuuuuuureeeeee ya did.", said Examon.

"No, he did; I remember that night he was freaked out about Omegamon's arm coming off.", said Ulforce, his roomate.

"I thought it was gonna like show a bloody stump, but no, he has a hand there.", said Magna.

"Well, how else would I operate the arms?", asked Omegamon.

"I thought they WERE your arms, i.e. I thought you could control them via your nervous system. Hey, I'm not the one who normally says that.", said the humorous Magna.

"A bit odd...", said Sleipmon.

"Alright, since Magna's little story is over, this meeting is over. You can go to bed, read a book, or have some tea. Dismissed.", said Paladin. They filed out in pairs or one by one. Examon, Magnamon, and Ulforce Veedramon were laughing and talking about Magna's apparent fear of Omegamon's hands, Sleipmon and Duftmon were discussing the new AI they were creating called, "Yggdrasil.", Alphamon and Omegamon were discussing the state of Omegamon's new fatherhood, Crusadermon and Dynasmon, Crusadermon's boyfriend, were discussing their status, Craniamon, SlashAngemon, and Bagramon were discussing the new androids Sleipmon and Duftmon were building called, "Knightmon." Paladin was left alone, as he always was. He limped to his room for some tea, as he always did.

[Goggles]

I wish I could do daily updates like you do.

So Crusadermon got tagged by Omnimon... then ran away with his arm? '( ==)a

[Magnamon]

Well I had this chapter written already more like she took his arm off no running

[Goggles]

I suppose the RK's express their love in very strange ways then

[Magnamon]

Heh he has an arm under there the Grey Sword is a gauntlet

[Lord Patamon]

And on top of that Dynasmon got cheated on XD

Poor guy, his girlfriend pregnant with the baby of another guy. That sure has to suck.

[Magnamon]

Just wait...

[Goggles]

MOAR.

[Magnamon]

When I get the chance